Picture this: I’m 16 and sitting on a school bus. A nerdy friend gets on at his stop and says, “Dude. I just got a job as a DJ.” I laughed and said, “If you can be a DJ, I can DEFINITELY be a DJ.” Turns out, I was right, and I haven’t spent a single moment in a cubicle since. Well, I didn’t nail it at first; I was 16, remember?
So many blunders, bad song choices, not knowing how to handle a drunk best man, and having no idea about the difference between a tarantella and a challah.
I’ve learned. I’m better. And you get to skip all the awkward parts.
(…you must be bored if you’re reading my bio. Why not listen to some music instead?)